Galactic Custodial Engineer

Location: Orbital Stations, Interplanetary Vessels, Off-World Colonies
Department: Environmental Integrity & Infrastructure Maintenance
Position Type: Full-Time, Conscribe Level I

About Iniquitous Corp

Iniquitous Corp is proud to lead humanity’s expansion across the stars, crafting a future defined by innovation, precision, and unparalleled cleanliness. Our Environmental Integrity & Infrastructure Maintenance division ensures that every aspect of our corporate environments—physical and digital—is pristine, functional, and optimized for progress.

As a Galactic Custodial Engineer, you will safeguard the operational integrity and environmental harmony of Iniquitous Corp’s most advanced facilities. This is not mere maintenance; this is the art of perfection.

Role Overview

The Galactic Custodial Engineer plays a vital role in maintaining the cleanliness and functionality of corporate environments, including space stations, planetary bases, and interstellar vessels. You’ll work with cutting-edge cleaning technologies, anti-contaminant protocols, and hygiene-enhancing drones to ensure every space meets the exacting standards of Iniquitous Corp.

From sanitizing high-traffic areas to purging digital systems of rogue data fragments, you are the foundation of a functional and productive environment. A clean workspace is a successful workspace, and a clean network is a safe network.

Key Responsibilities

• Environmental Sanitation:
  Deploy advanced sanitation systems to maintain air, surface, and water cleanliness across all Iniquitous Corp facilities. Ensure strict compliance with Biosecurity Protocols to prevent contamination and disease transmission.

• Digital Purge Operations:
  Collaborate with Data Stream Curators to identify and eliminate rogue data fragments or malware that may disrupt corporate systems. Utilize Quantum Clean Sweep™ Technology to optimize network health.

• Automated Cleaning System Oversight:
  Operate and maintain fleets of autonomous cleaning drones and robotic custodians, ensuring they function at peak efficiency. Troubleshoot mechanical or software malfunctions as needed.

• Hazardous Waste Management:
  Safely handle, transport, and dispose of hazardous materials, including radioactive substances, volatile chemicals, and bio-organic waste. Follow all Interplanetary Safety Compliance Standards (ISCS).

• Facility Inspections:
  Conduct regular inspections of corporate spaces, identifying maintenance needs and addressing environmental risks. Report all findings to the Environmental Control Team for prompt action.

• Emergency Containment:
  Respond to environmental emergencies, such as airlock malfunctions, hazardous spills, or microbial outbreaks, using pre-approved containment and recovery protocols.

• Employee Interface Support:
  Coordinate with on-site personnel to ensure workspaces are maintained to their specific functional and emotional needs. Address immediate concerns with precision and efficiency.

Required Qualifications

• Strong attention to detail and an unwavering commitment to perfection.
• Familiarity with advanced cleaning systems, robotic maintenance tools, or similar technologies (training provided during onboarding).
• Ability to work in high-stress, high-stakes environments, such as zero-gravity habitats or high-risk zones.
• Understanding of Corporate Hygiene Protocols and willingness to adhere strictly to Environmental Optimization Standards.
• Physical capability to operate heavy machinery, perform manual labor, and navigate challenging environments.

Preferred Qualifications

• Experience in facilities management, environmental science, or sanitation engineering.
• Certification in hazardous material handling or biosecurity protocols.
• Familiarity with Quantum Data Sanitation Systems or Nano-Cleaning Technology.
• Exposure to automated drone systems or robotic custodians.

Why Join Iniquitous Corp as a Galactic Custodial Engineer?

At Iniquitous Corp, we believe that a pristine environment reflects the precision of our mission. The role of Galactic Custodial Engineer is central to ensuring the efficiency, safety, and harmony of our workspaces.

• Innovative Training Programs:
  Complete the Sanitation Optimization Certification Program (SOCP), where you’ll master cutting-edge cleaning technologies and containment protocols.

• Advanced Tools & Upgrades:
  Gain access to state-of-the-art custodial drones, Quantum Purification Units, and optional Neural Efficiency Implants for enhanced precision and workflow management.

• Career Advancement:
  High-performing engineers may progress to roles like Environmental Control Specialist, Hazard Containment Strategist, or Infrastructure Operations Supervisor.

• Universal Impact:
  Your work ensures that every colony, station, and vessel maintains the highest standards of safety and productivity.

Compensation & Benefits

• Competitive Conscribe-Level I Base Pay, with performance-based incentives tied to Environmental Integrity Metrics.
• Full access to Corporate Wellness Credit System, including Stress Reduction Emote Uploads and Focus Enhancements.
• On-site housing with eco-friendly amenities, including clean energy systems and air purification units.
• Professional growth opportunities through advanced certifications and hands-on experience with cutting-edge technology.

Your Role in Humanity’s Success

A clean environment is the foundation of a thriving future. As a Galactic Custodial Engineer, you are the unsung hero who ensures that Iniquitous Corp’s mission for progress is never hindered by disorder or decay.

With your diligence, our systems endure.
With your precision, our spaces thrive.
With your loyalty, Iniquitous Corp advances.

Join Iniquitous Corp. Clean the Present. Secure the Future. Build the Legacy.